50 Random Questions

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Yes. My grandmother on my Mother's side. Her maiden name was Penny. There's a whole Penny family reunion. There's half a dozen of us who ended up with it as a first name. We sit in a sullen group in the back of the reunion and sulk about it.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Probably a week ago. Sometimes a girl just has to cry.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
My handwriting has been compared to that of a chicken's scratch. I can read it just fine, prob cause I'm part poultry.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Freshly shaved turkey straight from the bird....that processed, overly sodium filled stuff is crap.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
One furry baby named Maddie, who has four legs and her mother's smile. Amber is also her mother. Maddie has two mommies.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Friends with benefits...yeah.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
It's the only thing I use.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes. Why? Have you heard that they are planning to leave me?!?!?! Plotting bitches.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
I am right now.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I like Corn Pops. Crunchy, sweet, a vibrant yellow color. I will NOT eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I once ate a bowl full of ants with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The room was dark and I thought the ants were floating cinnamon pieces. I was very, very mistaken. Still traumatized.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No, cause that would be effort.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Something peanut buttery with chocolate...but no nuts. I'm an avid believer that ice cream should not crunch. The thought bothers me.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
If they're naked...cause it's pretty obvious if they are.

15. RED OR PINK?
Well, my hair is red...so I'm gonna go with pink cause I'm all kinds of girlie with the pink.

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Nothing. I'm perfect. Refer to #7 above.

17. WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My mom, my sis and her kids. The simple love of family.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
No. Cause as much as I expect them to read mine. I definitely won't be wasting my time reading theirs. This is a retardedly long list.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Boring blue jeans with my tan UGGs cause my work is like an iceberg.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Piped in music overhead. I have the channel set to 17, which is dance.

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
I could never be a crayon...I'M HUMAN...what kind of stupid question is this?

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Dryer sheets. I freakin' love dryer sheets.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My grandmother...the one I'm named after. She wanted to wish me a Happy Valentine's Day. Yeah, thanks to those of you who DIDN'T call or text. YOU NEVER LOVED ME!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
omg...college football. LOVE IT! Hook 'em HORNS!

27. HAIR COLOR?
Well, I was born a blond...YAWN...so I've been a ravishing redhead for over 9 years.

28. EYE COLOR?
The easy answer is blue...but in reality they are the color of the sky right after a nice cool rain has swept through and the world feels clean and remade....yeah....that's my eye color.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Have to. I'm legally blind without them. When they do the eye chart, I can't see the big E. It's quite pathetic. Severe astigmatisms too.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
A nice, well seasoned, medium well steak. Should be pink inside....and feel like velvet on the tongue.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
I'm all up for a happy ending....what does that have to do with scary movies? I'm confused by this question.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
"Coraline" 3-D It was alright, but not as great as it was hyped up to be.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Boring grey sweatshirt that says "Hard Rock Austin, TX" on it. Freezing.

34. SEASON?
Well, apparently LA is still in the winter season. And it's been raining. And I'm not really happy about the situation. The weather needs to go back to 80 and sunny ASAP.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs...transfer of body heat would be great right now...as to the aforementioned freezing status.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
People who are REALLY bored or stuck at work like me.

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND
People who have a life and get frustrated by the "What kind of crayon are you?" I mean, really, that is a completely moronic question.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Been reading a werewolf series written by Keri Arthur.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I think it's bubbles...it's at home. I don't have a mouse pad at work.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Sober House....omg...I love that show.

42. FAVORITE SOUNDS?
My dog's snore. Relaxes me. Also any kind of "white noise" puts me to sleep.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Ah jeez, tough call. This was before my time, so I'm declaring lack of musical knowledge prevents me from being able to make an educated choice. You can blame my parents and their "no secular music" rules while I was growing up.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Probably now living in LA. I haven't traveled much. My inability to become a crayon has hindered me in the traveling realm.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I have recently been told that I have the ability to make people feel very comfortable. I think it's my pillowy breasts that are the cause of this...so warm, so soft, so pillow like.

46 WHERE WERE U BORN?
In a hospital like most normal people. San Antonio, TX...where real salsa comes from...although we probably stole the recipe from the Mexicans.

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
As I said above, I'm too lazy to read anyone's.

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Don't make me punch you.

49. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO RUN AWAY WITH?
Amber and Louise....I want my tiny blond posse to go round the world and create havoc and mayhem and get people really drunk and draw on them with Sharpies.

50. PERSON YOU SHARE YOUR SECRETS WITH?
My dog Maddie....she knows everything. Good thing she can't talk...or really think...or really process what the hell Mommy is saying. I love my dumb dog.